Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier...

By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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By babyboomerang - 12/05/2009 11:16 - United States

Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 18:00

Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML

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By jace17 - 24/08/2010 08:34 - United States

Today, my parents threw out the beautiful birthday cake my aunt made me, and served celery sticks at my party because I need to "watch my weight." FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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Baked

By non-baker - 18/03/2015 02:12 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML

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By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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Competition

By JaneDoe - 04/04/2013 02:51 - United States - Salisbury

Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML

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By I'm so sorry... - 01/03/2017 16:00

Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML

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By 3.14 - 08/02/2012 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML

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Sunday 8 July 2012 12:15

Wow, that's hella selfish, I would make her buy one to make up for it.

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 8 July 2012 12:26

The amount of rage that would well up within me could never be measured by any means of the measurement system, should I have been in that situation... Your mother had a lousy excuse and I really hope she does something to make up for her selfish behavior.

Comments

artisticninja713 13

Sunday 8 July 2012 16:41

Your mother sounds like a bitch.

weallfml 3

Sunday 8 July 2012 16:43

I woulda beat her

afropuffjake 9

Sunday 8 July 2012 17:10

Hours you put into making it X 15 = minimum price of replacement cake, which can only be finalized after your approval. And put her on blast at the party. Watch her get drunk, proclaiming she always gets attacked. Sounds like fun XD

ILoveThaneKrios 1

Sunday 8 July 2012 17:18

Aww, I hope you questioned your mother about that. Hard work thrown away. Pointless. Pointless waste.

mrshutcherson123 3

Sunday 8 July 2012 17:24

Your moms a bitch. And really ******* selfish. If you saw a 3 tier cake on the counter or something u would think it obviously took time and it was for a special occasion.

vhivfe 3

Sunday 8 July 2012 17:42

Awwww you're such a good friend. You don't deserve a mother like that FYL

Urpoppy 21

Sunday 8 July 2012 17:56

Your mother is a selfish stupid ass.

brend5033 4

Sunday 8 July 2012 17:59

Well at least she composted it instead of putting it in the trash.

SarahLillian 1

Sunday 8 July 2012 18:01

The worst part? Cake is not compostable.

Corrupt_waffles 13

Sunday 8 July 2012 18:04

First off, as a person who loves to bake and knows how freaking difficult it is to put together a three tier cake....let alone ICE it...I would have gone off the deep end. And the whole dieting thing just pisses me off to no end cause that crap doesn't work. And it angers me when I read that the people that do diet makes everyone around them miserable just because they don't know what the hell self control and exercise is. I really sorry for what happened and I hope you had enough time to make another cake, or at least get your selfish mother to go buy one. (hopefully not the safeway kind because those...are insults.)