Love: Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole...

By adderallgirl - 12/06/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML

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You deserved it 5 331

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By Thanks Babe - 20/04/2013 23:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 095

You deserved it 7 572

By ihatelaura - 15/05/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 155

You deserved it 5 629

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By AloneAtPerkins - 05/02/2021 14:01

Today, I was sick and had a migraine. Being sick turns me into a big baby, and I told my boyfriend I didn't want to be alone. Two hours into my shift, he texted me saying he "needs to let off some steam because he hadn't in a long time." Guess who ended up staying home alone until his drunk ass needed to be taken care of. FML

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You deserved it 294

I'm only sleeping

By Anonymous - 26/09/2022 19:30

Today, I woke up at noon after barely sleeping. I've been diagnosed with sleeping disorders, so this isn't out of the ordinary. The issue is, my boyfriend doesn't think it's a big deal, and is mad at me for wanting to stay in bed after he got up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 926

You deserved it 168

By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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You deserved it 17 288

By "bluebird97" - 28/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me 4 times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift 2 days in a row, apparently that is insensitive of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 766

You deserved it 262

By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 014

You deserved it 3 824

By Ladycakes - 04/06/2012 10:13 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while in bed, I tried to explain how overworked and unappreciated I feel doing all the housework to my fiancé. It was only when I'd finished my long rant that I realized he had been asleep almost the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 837

You deserved it 6 924

By Sickofbeingsick - 01/10/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

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You deserved it 2 849

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 628

You deserved it 3 785

dantheman931 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:17

Why the hell are you still with him? You should wait until next time he gets sick and then dump his ass while he's lying in bed.

suckager 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:19

Key his car and pop his tires and tell him you are just being yourself... Trying to slow him down

Comments

steakpak 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:59

Yet you stay. YDI for being an idiot. Dump his ass. Get a real man that isn't afraid of taking care of a woman.

ohmyjesus_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:59

Dump that ass.

ducttape89 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 0:59

ok stop being a bitch and suck his dick

Sapphy 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:01

dump him. you shouldn't be treated that way after being so kind

easylazy 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:09

I thought this was relevant: # Operator! Give me the number for 911! # Oh, so they have internet on computers now! # Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! # Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. # I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. # Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. # Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids. # Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.' # Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. # Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do? # You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons. # Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. And I agree with #75, btw

myexsucks 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:19

Wait, wait, WAIT............did #61/Jandersoniii make a comment AGAINST females? Blasphemous! (considering she's such a psycho femininist and all) OH....and LOL @ 77

lil_miz_liz09 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:33

wow someone needs anger-management...

Nonmi 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:34

Wait until he goes to sleep and throw all of his stuff out. He should get the message.

dizzyyy 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:42

LoL... Wow... welcome to the society where abusive relationships are acceptable & made fun of. FYI, A boy who calls you a derogatory name and raises his voice @ you is disrespecting you! Either leave now or don't complain when he finally raises a hand to smack you or worse. & I pity the children who comment & say anything like this is funny or acceptable. Clearly your parents have failed, miserably. They must be so ashamed.