By ChristinePi - 26/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Rochester

Today, I woke up from a horrible nightmare. What was it about? Me accidentally scratching a non-stick pan with my utility knife. FML
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ChristinePi 36

It was a nightmare to me because once you scratch a nonstick pan you're supposed to throw it away because underneath the coating there's a bunch of bad chemicals that increase your chances of getting cancer. I don't have the money to replace the pan and it wasn't cheap either. Dreams aren't logical, you cannot always control how you feel in them. I know it's silly but in the dream I was very upset about my pan and I woke up distraught. Hence why I consider it a nightmare. Funny enough, I actually did end up scratching one of my pots recently. I'm too poor to buy a new one so I am still using it. OTL

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Welshite 39

Wait that's a nightmare? My nightmares consist of being cannibalized by zombies. Suck it up. Truth is, everyone reacts to scenarios differently. My most sorrowful dream was tearing a gummy worm in half. OP felt sad about scratching her pan. Respect that.

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TheAtheistChild 10

Could be worse: you brought it back to the store and they wouldn't give you a refund/replacement.

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conman531 23

I actually cringed when I read that

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LolCandy 27

...for me it was a non-stick pot, and a fork. You aren't alone!

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gabbywalliscool 5

My nightmares start out ok like a dance competition then turn into demons coming out of tables then when I tell me dream it doesn't come together to make any sense

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leopard7364 3

how is that a ******* nightmare? that's not even scary

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amisenho 11

Well, you won't be able to use it after it's scratched, due to leakage of non-stick chemicals into the food. Then, you'll have to go out and buy another one. THAT'S the scary part.

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Greenbear118 5

Sounds like a dream a chef would have. Are you a chef??

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valdania 18

I suffer terrifying nightmares every night and sleep paralysis when I finally wake up. Your life doesn't suck if that's what you consider a nightmare

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ChristinePi 36

Yes, because you totally know my life after one nightmare I had in which I couldn't even control how I felt.

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