By ChristinePi - 26/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Rochester

Today, I woke up from a horrible nightmare. What was it about? Me accidentally scratching a non-stick pan with my utility knife. FML
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ChristinePi 36

It was a nightmare to me because once you scratch a nonstick pan you're supposed to throw it away because underneath the coating there's a bunch of bad chemicals that increase your chances of getting cancer. I don't have the money to replace the pan and it wasn't cheap either. Dreams aren't logical, you cannot always control how you feel in them. I know it's silly but in the dream I was very upset about my pan and I woke up distraught. Hence why I consider it a nightmare. Funny enough, I actually did end up scratching one of my pots recently. I'm too poor to buy a new one so I am still using it. OTL

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Welshite 39

Wait that's a nightmare? My nightmares consist of being cannibalized by zombies. Suck it up. Truth is, everyone reacts to scenarios differently. My most sorrowful dream was tearing a gummy worm in half. OP felt sad about scratching her pan. Respect that.

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TheAtheistChild 10

Could be worse: you brought it back to the store and they wouldn't give you a refund/replacement.

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blazerman_fml 17

I bet that's what gets Gordon Ramsay's bed wet at night!

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Nyarlothatep 12

I could see that being a nightmare, those things can get expensive!

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UmmOkThen 31

Now that's the real deal. Kitchen utensil nightmares; can't get much worse than that. I mean, the nonstick coating must be protected.

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jellybear28 13

I hate that sound though. Sometimes it gets so bed I have a panic attack and cry so bad I have to reave the room.

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JRT98 12

I love my nonstick pan, I would be sad too if it was scratched... Those who poke fun have never had a nice pan they prefer over all.

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ostfaiz 18

and it producing sound like crrriitchh..criiiitcchh...oops its creating irritation between my teeths

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