By ChristinePi - 26/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Rochester

Today, I woke up from a horrible nightmare. What was it about? Me accidentally scratching a non-stick pan with my utility knife. FML
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ChristinePi 36

It was a nightmare to me because once you scratch a nonstick pan you're supposed to throw it away because underneath the coating there's a bunch of bad chemicals that increase your chances of getting cancer. I don't have the money to replace the pan and it wasn't cheap either. Dreams aren't logical, you cannot always control how you feel in them. I know it's silly but in the dream I was very upset about my pan and I woke up distraught. Hence why I consider it a nightmare. Funny enough, I actually did end up scratching one of my pots recently. I'm too poor to buy a new one so I am still using it. OTL

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Welshite 39

Wait that's a nightmare? My nightmares consist of being cannibalized by zombies. Suck it up. Truth is, everyone reacts to scenarios differently. My most sorrowful dream was tearing a gummy worm in half. OP felt sad about scratching her pan. Respect that.

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TheAtheistChild 10

Could be worse: you brought it back to the store and they wouldn't give you a refund/replacement.

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cheflife 7

Ugh, you must be a cook. We just got new pans where I work and I'm treating them like my babies. That sounds like a horrible nightmare

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SalsaVerdeDonut 22

This sounds like a FML my mom would post. She's crazy about her pots and pans.

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worldclassrager 39

That noise is like nails on a chalkboard

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sarsuela 29

I've had the same dream! When we bought our first (and expensive) non-stick pan we tried to be really careful while using it, hence the nightmares.

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haleyxmusic 9

Are people really getting upset over someone comparing this to OCD? Don't be so uptight people. Have a laugh. It was a joke.

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peelmeandsee 8

Waaah. Bring on the hipster clichés, but you're being a baby.

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Epikouros 31

I've scratched a non-stick frying pan with a knife on purpose. I mean the bottom of the pan.

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