By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 21:59 - Iraq

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Today, I woke up from a nap to hear my roommate having some intimate time with his hand. The slopping and slurping sounds along with the girly man squeal as he finished haunted me all day. FML
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Same thing different taste

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excusemydust 0

I think the words 'slopping' and 'slurping', as well as the phrase 'girly man squeal' are vivid enough alone to haunt me.

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88sforlife 0

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my mum and stepdad had it off and I heard stuff like that. FML

a comma between finished and haunted would have worked just fine...

If he's using his hand, how at you hearing a "slurping" sound?

Sounds disgusting and a bit strange. But whatever makes him happy.