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By idk ask freud - 04/07/2013 04:11 - United States - Portland

Spicy
Today, I woke up from an extremely intense and pleasurable wet dream. This wouldn't have been bad, had it not been about Velveeta cheese. FML
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buddy51 23

Still a better love story than Twilight!

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Wizardo 33

"Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to diss a Brie? I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese. Everybody's looking for Stilton".

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RivetingTaleChap 6

"It ain't easy being cheesy."

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buckdharma 37

Oh Velveeta, dear sweet Velveeta, yes, yes, yes.

32 1
KiddoKS 19

If you want to spice up your sex life, you can just add a few jalapeños!

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naridelius 10

Sadly enough that isn't the worst fetish I've heard of or that exists for that matter. I would say you're just as messed up as us "normal" folks. Don't stress about it.

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Steffi 26

Instead of going to a brothel like so many others, you can just go to a supermarket! ;D Just make sure to take the cheese home before doing anything.

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Wizardo 33

"Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to diss a Brie? I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese. Everybody's looking for Stilton".

228 2