By Anonymous - 02/02/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
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DocBastard 38

You should have test driven the car before you put it in your garage. You always need to test out the gear shifter by checking how freely it moves, feel how supple the seats are, how much space there is in the trunk for your junk, how quickly and smoothly it accelerates, kick the tires a bit... Wait, what the hell was I talking about?

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sweet_candy_ 17

This is something that should be shared before fyl op.

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bigantennaemay 3

oh, for shit's sake, one, boo hoo for you, there are far worse things he could be, two, if you fell in love with him, something small and trivial like that shouldn't matter

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zanysage 0

did not sleep with your spouse before? you deserved it! do stock up on diapers!

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ItsAuTumnSir 0

How are you just figuring this out?

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vettle 6

ydi for not having spent enough time to get o know them. it's the 21st century. get out of the olden days and figure out who you're spending the rest of your life with. you just for married to have sex.

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Anneis 0

And THAT is why you ALWAYS test drive.

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ericthevampire 1

couldn't have said it better myself.

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howsitgoingjc 2

sounds like a f their life. how do u think they feel that they have to deal with that medical condition. if u love the person it shouldn't matter.

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levin1983 0

your fault for waiting till you're married. fail.

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