By clueless2 - 20/02/2009 15:38 - United States

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Today, I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he'd went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 355
You deserved it 27 715

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Bringing a stranger into your apartment after one night of seeing him in bar? Instead of "FML my car was stolen" it should be "Thank God I wasn't raped, beaten, and left for dead."

Edmund_Dantes 0

Any story that starts out "I met the man of my dreams at a bar" is something you deserved.

Comments

rachilio 26

Was it Barney from how I met ur mom

GetTheFuckOut 7

You obviously deserve it for sleeping with someone you just met. Nice goin', hoe.

I thought it was going to say "then I remembered it was just a dream" haha

Grauncho 27
puddingface94 3

Yes. Because bars are just the greeeeatest place to meet. Wait, my parents met at a bar.... Well, I still make my point.

Really thought mean if dreams from a bar??

lovinloki 9

The man of your dreams isn't gonna sleep with you the first time you meet him honey

EmDizzle2007 28

update: he came back. he'd just gone out to get breakfast.