By clueless2 - 20/02/2009 15:38 - United States

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Today, I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he'd went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML
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thisismyname_fml 1

Bringing a stranger into your apartment after one night of seeing him in bar? Instead of "FML my car was stolen" it should be "Thank God I wasn't raped, beaten, and left for dead."

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Edmund_Dantes 0

Any story that starts out "I met the man of my dreams at a bar" is something you deserved.

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JennyEatWorld 0

The man of your dreams is a car thief. I'm just curious, but how exactly do you define "man of my dreams"?

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d_dh2310 0

yeah sweetie, you will NEVER meet the man of your dreams at a bar... or it will take more than one night to realize that. wake up, and don't let it happen again... also, try to make that ************ go to jail!!

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ajnorma 16

You can meet the man of your dreams at a bar, I did but I didn't sleep with him when I first met him. If OP started to like someone who she meet at a bar she should have gotten a phone number and seen how it went over a few dates, not sleep with him on the first time meeting him. If he liked her he would have waited.

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MissMaeIStay 18

That's her choice ya know? She can do as she pleases.

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themanistheman 0

HAHHHHAHAHAHAHA!!! "I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar" haha..

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themanistheman 0

oh... and he stole your car.. thats a great idea.. get laid, and get a new car.. haha

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Theideaofmusic 0

there's something wrong with the first sentance...its impossible.

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flutteryngs 0

And this is why Flutteryngs is staying a virgin till her wedding night. And has a lojack on her car.

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source_fml 0

You can meet the 'man of your dreams' at a bar. It's just very unlikely that you would know this before one night is over. There's nothing wrong with casual fun among adults, as long as you're smart about it, which usually involves abstaining from thinking 'this is the man of my dreams' after just meeting someone (Among other things. If you don't know the other things, then please just don't have sex anymore.) That makes you seem juvenile and can cause you to act naive, which makes it easier for people like that man to take advantage of you.

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kbtoys 2

I'm guessing your standards are set pretty low, if he was the man of your dreams. Unless by "man of your dreams", you meant "possibly a good **** depending on how drunk I was."

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