By clueless2 - 20/02/2009 15:38 - United States

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Today, I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he'd went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML
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thisismyname_fml 1

Bringing a stranger into your apartment after one night of seeing him in bar? Instead of "FML my car was stolen" it should be "Thank God I wasn't raped, beaten, and left for dead."

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Edmund_Dantes 0

Any story that starts out "I met the man of my dreams at a bar" is something you deserved.

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tifferneelee 0

if you can find the man of your dreams in a bar, you deserve to be conned

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ChrisFrancia 0

dont worry he just went to get u breakfast before u woke up, his car was out of gas so he took yours... lol

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SgtSchadenfreude 0

Not to sound judgemental (what two consenting adults do on private property is no business of mine) but did you at least take two seconds to calm your raging hormones long enough to learn the Man of Your Dreams' name, phone number, or address? A carjacking Cassanova makes off with your virtue and your Volvo in the course of a few hours, after which you still refer to him as the Man of Your Dreams...and I'm not getting laid?!?

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Captainshit 0

Your dreams sound like nightmares. Sounds like you dreamed you were loose and desperate. You should pretend you are still asleep and maybe go on at least a first date before ******* the dude.

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idku 4

FMyLife said to be respectful so with all due respect...you're dumb.

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Zir 0

#13, exactly why is it hilarious? Where do you find one then? On the bus, a person you bump to into the street? There is no catalog of places where you can and cannot find "the man of your dreams"

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stargirl14 0

you cant meet a man of your dreams at a bar. you can only meet people that will steal your car lol

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Hich17 0

#48: How's this, then: The man of your dreams won't meet you in a bar, then plow you that very same night.

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tbj42409 0

I met my fiance at a party and had a one night stand with hi. Which turned into a 3 years and still going relationship and we have a baby girl and are getting married. So don't say that you can't find the perfect guy in someone you had sex with the same night you met them.

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Onkwehonwe 0

haven't you seen Superbad?! DON"T GET GUYS FROM BARS! (sorry I had to) but seriously, guys from bars usually = one night stands that have no commitment

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commonsensex 0

I'm sorry, I do kinda feel like a bitch for saying it, but you deserve that for 1. Meeting "the man of your dreams" at a bar and 2. SLEEPING with him... -_-

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