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By esoog - 19/05/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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By Mel - 07/05/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

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By Fark - 27/05/2010 22:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 17:01

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By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:25 - United States

Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML

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By ugh - 28/04/2009 21:49 - Canada

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

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Panic in the sheets of Luton…

By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 19:00 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML

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zmoney314 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 23:53

wow your a dumbass

We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 23:53

That is one pissed off vibrate.

Comments

clutchking50 0

Friday 20 May 2011 3:28

pussy

fropleyqk 0

Friday 20 May 2011 3:40

how can anyone believe this is true? it's just some retarded kid making something up. a phone made you piss your pants and pass out? really? no way in hell that happened.

anders09ma 7

Saturday 8 June 2013 20:59

Lol you just woke up it was all a blur

Seasicks 5

Thursday 19 December 2013 6:18

******* pussy

jschwandt 5

Monday 6 October 2014 11:51

Your stupid and should feel stupid

anonymous1604_fml 19

Thursday 5 February 2015 6:51

How do you even get those two confused... Like honestly...

alloybaby05 18

Wednesday 29 April 2015 4:44

*You're

Daesh_fml 9

Friday 22 May 2015 17:04

YDI for being such an idiot, and that must make YLS, so I voted both.

SolarDemos 9

Sunday 18 October 2015 1:28

Funny but the comments and number of you deserved it make the topic.

Ursula101 3

Wednesday 19 October 2016 0:16

it's not safe to sleep with your phone that close to you. You might want to relax a few minutes each day if you got freaked out by that. Hope you get better ☺