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By esoog - 19/05/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:25 - United States

Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML

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By ugh - 28/04/2009 21:49 - Canada

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

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Today, at 6 a.m. I rolled over in bed causing my smartwatch to vibrate with an alert that it had detected a hard fall. Ten seconds after I dismissed the alert, I heard a voice from my watch with the dreaded words, "911, what's your emergency?" FML

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zmoney314 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 23:53

wow your a dumbass

We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 23:53

That is one pissed off vibrate.

Comments

JokerJohn7 0

Friday 20 May 2011 0:33

you're stupid. reallyyyy stupid.

michaelm1290 23

Friday 20 May 2011 0:34

Oh cell phone huh? Is that what were calling vibrators these days?

kasumii 1

Friday 20 May 2011 0:46

You shouldn't sleep with your phone under your pillow, it's bad for your health.

JustPerfect1997 19

Monday 4 January 2016 23:27

This is true. Cellphones overheat when they are charging or in places where it cannot cool down. Cellphones have overheated too much and set fire to the bed linens around it before

technicallyhuman 0

Friday 20 May 2011 0:58

did you also travel to a tangent universe, see a giant bunny rabbit named frank, and realize you have powers?. no? I thought you were donnie darko I must be confused.

Emmy_The_Great 2

Friday 20 May 2011 1:10

...WHAT!!! Haha that's the exact thought that went through my mind as I read this.

DisrandomBMXican 0

Friday 20 May 2011 1:11

Yu ar dum. Yu ar reely reely dum. Forreal.

Nooneslooking 0

Friday 20 May 2011 1:11

you're an idiot, how does a phone sound like that? how do you even know what that sounds like? I leave my phone under my pillow all the time in case I fall asleep texting and not once has a plane about to crash into my house crossed my mind. YDI