By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
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karagarren 8

Oh man. everyone has to go through that disaster at least once

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ElainaCutsYou 0

Sit on the toilet and lean over the tub.

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heartbreakatdawn 0

Oh. My. God. O_O

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kathuzada 6

Here is what you do, take your pants off remove your underwear and wrap it around the shit hide it in a cabinet, before you leave use the restroom, take it and smuggle it out, find a garbage can. Don't forget to wipe.

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MovieFreak1978 11

doesnt always work that well when it happened to me it was diarrhea i needed a shower after and had to do laundry at 2am

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gemno333 8

That's why I now carry a pharmacy in my bag pack in case of an emergency. "Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. BOOM!! PEPTO BISMOL!!" ^_^; hahaha

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imaninja1 9

I see what u did there

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Pebbles89 9

#40 I do the same thing, I always have ibuprofen, benadryl, Imodium, chapstick, and tampons/ panty liners. I literally do carry around a pharmacy lol smart bitches lol

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denvan 0

Don't lie it was your booty calls place

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mrahhhhh 21

Thank god something like this never happened to me. I guess between the sub-par eating habits, walking in bare feet at home all the time, walking in the rain with only a t-shirt, and the high metabolism, I accidentally made a pretty strong immune system by having it deal with a bunch of shit all the time. But, you know, not the kind of shit OP is dealing with.

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pinkspaceboundro 0

that's why u sit on the toilet and grab a trash can!!

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emilo_fml 0

I felt as sick as you when I went through chemo a couple of years ago, feeling sick was my best friend.

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VickLynx 6

I don't get what, "violently shit my pants" means? is that even possible?

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fibsville 3

Yes. Yes it is. Those of us who have been that sick feel your pain, OP. Hopefully your friend will understand.

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