By holyshitbatman - 22/09/2012 14:06 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML
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Alecksander 4

Your night would have made a great gay porno.

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ebonyirony 29

I wake up naked next to roommate all the time. I'm usually under her. We're both straight. I think.

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jelly713 19

#32 I see your profile picture is a Clockwork Orange reference. I love that book. [=

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Shadowvoid 33

I find it slightly ironic that your profile picture doesn't work in this situation.

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The_Thinker 18

What an absolute ****-up of a situation; that must be driving you completely nuts. I hope that dick didn't go too far last night, or imagine the shitstorm that would be brewing right after. Ah well, if you are to find that anything really did happen, don't bring out your complete arse-onry on him, OP - that'd only screw you deeper into this mess.

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MidnightWolf3 12

Doesn't help not knowing if you're male or female. Male, well, think you just became a little bit gay...if female, apparently he's more bi then gay :p

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vasfdsgv 3

Your sexuality isn't defined by what you do, it's defined by who you like.

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xNephilim 18

It's kind of both... You're definitely gay or at least bi if you have sex with someone of the same gender - just as you're definitely gay or at least bi if you like someone of the same gender.

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jaredofmo 22

Two guys cuddling is hot!

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kFrizzleee 1

I think you remember, and you just don't want to. :) lmao

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