By holyshitbatman - 22/09/2012 14:06 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML
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doubleup_fml 3

On the bright side.. you can't get him pregnant.

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kimg0885 23

But what if op is a girl then he could knock her up. Right?

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westcoastkp 13

I know, you guys are assuming op is a guy, no straight guy is going to have a gay roommate, just saying.

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thetguy 4

Hmmm he might not be gay after all...

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shawnaishere 14

Umm obviously he is guy since op is also a guy.

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gmc_blossom 21

If never states OP's gender.

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dominic1221 6

B00ms, just stop commenting before you embarrass yourself even more, you illiterate retard.

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jay0819 1

But he does mention his gay roommate

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gmc_blossom 21

118- I fail to understand your logic. You don't have to be a guy to have a gay roommate. 0.o

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freshlybreezy 15

My roommate is gay. Does that mean I'm a guy? No. Idiot.

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toelie 26

It's a bit like that philosophical question about the tree falling down in the forest with no one around to hear it. If my gay friend ***** me but we're both too drunk to remember afterwards, did it still happen?

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pabst4america 1

Or was the gay butt sex merely a perception of the human mind that fits the category of the action that is butt sex

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baronsmommy 14

I find it hard to believe that neither of you remember, butt hey if that's the story dick to it

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perdix 29

I think you have your G-card now! You may still want to date women, but now you have earned the right to be in all those fabulous parades!

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AgentSmith79 9

There's an easy way to tell. When OP farts, does it smell like condoms and Vaseline? Mystery solved!

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Wow, 140... That is ******* gross. You paint a very vivid picture.

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panda4567 0

Usually you don't remember things you don't want to remember ..

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JustDerpin 11

Unfortunately, I always remember things I don't want to remember.

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kotana191 8

maybe it's a good thing if you never remember. ever.

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FML_Elle 17

Good thing he doesn't remember... Or maybe he's not telling you something..

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nuzeachik 5

Is there anything saying that OP is a guy? O.o

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l0v3p4in 7

No gender icon available for this FML, only a cryptic username - holyshitbatman.

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MyV6Thunderbird 1

I'm not thinking that ones gender specific, maybe they wanted it that way? Haha

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wulfric 7

Finally, after sifting through so many disgusting comments, I see someone use logic.

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perdix 29

Or, he could have been doing the raping. If he was drunker than his roommate, the gay guy could have been calling the shots, so to speak.

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IntoTheClouds 42

Can you prove that he was raped, or are you just speaking out of your ass?

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xNephilim 18

Technically, drunk sex is always considered statutory rape. When you're drunk, you can't really give your ok to have sex - or so the law says.

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IntoTheClouds 42

If the roommate didn't know what happened last night, either, he was probably drunk, meaning that it could be the OP who raped the roommate. We don't know. But to assume that it's the OP who was raped is simply preposterous.

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