By holyshitbatman - 22/09/2012 14:06 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML
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l0v3p4in 7

It still could work if OP is a girl and her roommate is a gay male. My friend is a straight girl but hangs out with more gay guys than straight ones. When she and her gay friends drink, she's all over them. Isn't there a movie about a straight girl getting knocked up by her gay male friend?

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Hellbound_Alleee 14

it makes a big difference which gender each of you is. I mean, if you're a guy and she's a girl. one of you has to get a pregnancy test. If you're both female, well, you need to talk. If you're both male, I don't know why everyone assumes the gay one is the aggressor. If you read Dan Savage, the letters are full of HDTH letters (how did that happen?).

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AgentSmith79 9

OP refers to the roommate as "he".

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Karalela44 15

...he probably remembers ._.

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tootall2breathe 8

Well there's a painful way to start your first of the 12 steps.

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BoratSagdiyev 2

What trip? I only have hand party with Pamela Anderson.

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cenali 2

Doesn't matter. Still might have had sex?

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cherry72 13

How do we know OP is male??? Still awkward situation either way. But everyone is assuming OP is male. I'm on my iPod touch (I'm wondering if it shows on fml site)

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retrorewind 13

oh the classic, "dick up my ass and don't remember" speech.

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