Intimacy: Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking...

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 21:29 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

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By Ah hell - 31/01/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

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By holyshitbatman - 22/09/2012 14:06 - United States - Chicago

Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML

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By weirdesout - 05/06/2010 02:03 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

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By homewrecker - 01/08/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2019 12:00

Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2018 17:35

Today, my best friend and my ex-boyfriend went on a business trip, got drunk, and ended up sleeping together. Now they want to start dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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By tequilashot - 20/09/2016 04:40 - Brazil - Porto Alegre

Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML

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Sunday 20 February 2011 0:32

No ****.

blackbird31 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 0:36

You may want to reconsider the "straight" part.

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onlygoddess14 7

Sunday 20 February 2011 2:58

Lol if it was the best sex of ur life, you may not be as straight as you think

MuchDance90s 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 3:00

it's ok to be bi it's not ok to live a lie -- it'll only cause you pain your choice, though

Brandyn45 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 3:03

Thats ******* hot I wish that happened to me

hpnotiq714 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 3:04

well sometimes people say or do things when they're drunk that they haven't been able to say or do before....

mosquito19 14

Sunday 20 February 2011 3:04

that's normal, all straight guys likes **** every now and then. just ask John Travolta. you can have all the cilli dog you want

farhia97 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 3:06

consider yourself bisexual

KarmaBotch 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 3:06

who pitched and who caught?

lekiat 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 3:09

brokeback mountain

jbtheone_fml 5

Sunday 20 February 2011 3:15

yeah you were both straight into each other! umm you a **** he a ****

SooShee 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 3:20

You're both straight men? Guess again!

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