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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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By marz88 - 24/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 16:00

Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2023 13:30 - Australia

Today, I got drunk and spewed all over my lounge room floor. My dog ate it up, also got drunk, and also eventually spewed on the floor too. FML

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By Med - 13/11/2012 12:02 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML

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By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By mushroomtop - 23/09/2017 23:15

Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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Muffinish 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 15:53

you deserve it for getting shitfaced.

BeeSkwaird 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 15:57

"Two of our other friend's boyfriends" and "two of our other friends' boyfriends": huge difference.

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HurfDurf8D 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:42

you deserve it for being a drunk irresponsible *****. dumb bitch im sure one day youll wreck a relationship because you cant pull your head out your ass

frannnyyyyy 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:43

YDI for getting hungover.

orangesodaftw 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:44

YDI- Under no circumstance is it ever okay to make out with a dog or other people's boyfriends, you dumb hoebag.

El_mariachi 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:50

cocaine is a hell of a drug...

ash92_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:53

Ew, you're from WA?! Now people are gonna think Western Aus is full of disgusting dog ******* bogans like you. We're not all like that, I swear =/

GeorgeBoosh 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 19:27

I've been to WA, and they ARE all like that, I swear!

bunnykins 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 0:08

WA is FULL of people like that. Sorry guys, you bring Australia down.

sparky831 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:55

damn sounds like ur effd! hey just tel her cocaines one hellofa drug hahaha

dextroz 8

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:56

So what order did you make out with the dog and the guys?

aardvarkish 16

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:59

sometimes shit happens

containsnosoy 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 17:03

Today, I realized I'm the type of person who would f*ck anything that moves. FML Damn, woman. It's a surprise you have any friends left after you drink way too much. What, are you jealous of your friends and way too insecure about yourself to not resist making out with taken boys?