By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
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BeeSkwaird 0

"Two of our other friend's boyfriends" and "two of our other friends' boyfriends": huge difference.

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actnjakson3000 0

I know you're Aussie but that sounded like a fml of a typical white girl here in the states. welcome aboard

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yourkiddingright_fml 0

Do you understand the words "alcohol problem"???

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yusaku02 20

YDI for being a drunken *****. I hope those friends never speak to you again. :)

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iltby 3

Your own fault...don't drink so much in future. It's not that difficult.

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K0RRuPT 0

If I was in your friend's place I wouldn't have told you about that, you'd be better off without knowing it in my opinion..

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Bagel09 11

some just can't hold there alcohol YDI, you remind me of that drunk girl at a party who everyone avoids.

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qwerty3210 0

avoid? hell no! thats when the party really gets started! (packs rope, chloroform and knife into bag) .. .. (takes off pants)

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marvin_fml 0

Awesome, can I invite you to my next party?

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KaylaKiwified 0

The error in this FML makes a world of difference (:

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