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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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By Cowgirl_Up37 - 02/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By mylifesuckssss - 09/10/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

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By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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By KasSmoke - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Justin

Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML

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Cereal killer

By Anonymous - 26/10/2013 18:40 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML

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By Fillifilo - 18/04/2012 04:38 - France

Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML

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enonymous 8

Wednesday 11 May 2011 18:46

GET IN MAH BELLY!

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 11 May 2011 18:46

hey froot loops, SHUT UP

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jess6blondie9 2

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:14

I do that all the time.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:16

The late great George Carlin had some great advice on how to deal with this very situation. Drown your cereal by throwing fruit at it.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:25

Whoops...I guess the first comment I made wasn't deleted after all :x wtf

detolicious 2

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:21

cereal killer :o

mrkite64 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:22

your abused wife appreciates it.

cowboyup1 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:30

thats pretty pissed off.

whosechairisthat 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:37

i been there.

Alekyork 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:42

F your cereal's life. :'(

XxbrokeNCYDExX 6

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:42

You should have recorded it

sandmancometh 3

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:44

woo sawwwwww

writergirl23 19

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:50

yeahh ... talking to yourself is ... nah I don't need to say.

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