Health: Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts...

By kiriakousauce21 - 15/02/2010 07:44 - France

Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 860

You deserved it 32 850

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Liz - 08/07/2019 00:00

Today, I woke up, and I could see perfectly. Somehow, during the night, my eyes magically became 20/20. I was overjoyed, until I realized I'd fallen asleep with my glasses on. My eyes are still trash, and I want to cry. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 649

You deserved it 587

By anon - 20/06/2014 05:06 - United States - Kennett

Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 345

You deserved it 24 742

By monster1109 - 10/08/2015 15:51 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 279

You deserved it 9 347

By idiot - 04/01/2013 10:13 - Sweden

Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 187

You deserved it 12 957

By l0stnwundrland - 24/01/2011 08:01 - United States

Today, I went to the eye doctor. For the past three days every time I wear my glasses I become nauseous, get migraines, and have that "fish-eye view" where everything is rounded. Turns out they placed my lenses on the wrong sides. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 820

You deserved it 3 055

By farmakakis - 21/12/2009 06:25 - Australia

Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 647

You deserved it 56 641

By KBO - 08/06/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 068

You deserved it 43 446

By Kyle - 10/05/2011 10:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 992

You deserved it 46 996

By blinded - 11/02/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 184

You deserved it 26 821

Comfy

By chrono64 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 808

You deserved it 3 434

pahiina20 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:37

That's really bad for your eyes.

jessxoxo28 5

Monday 15 February 2010 16:38

lmao, doesnt it suck to wake up to reality?

Comments

xundria 5

Monday 15 February 2010 17:16

Your life is ****** for being a moron and thinking this is FML worthy.

Lolzords 11

Monday 15 February 2010 17:16

I once got bitten by a radioactive spider, I was so excited because I thought I'd get superpowers! Turns out, I just died. FML.

visage 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:57

nowai! is you superman!?

dawnsmidnightsun 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:17

I heard that there are these "contacts" in which you have to wear them only at night. So, when you wake up in the morning your vision is clear and normal. However, you'd have to do this for the rest of who knows how long, just to keep your vision clear. Heard of this from a friend.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Monday 15 February 2010 22:05

I just tried these out at my last eye test. After I took them out after only 30 minutes, my eyesight was much improved. But I would need to use one eye for close up and a different one for far away, so I passed on it.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Monday 15 February 2010 22:08

broooke23 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:18

totally did the exact same thing yesterday

Mikeymikey 4

Monday 15 February 2010 17:21

LOL been there!! had same freaking feeling!!! lol net!!

sweetcheeks36 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:28

omg...ive done that before!...but ya usually when i sleep in my contact i get an eye infection. but still that has happened to me before...sucks don't it! hahahha