By DrunkenShopper - 03/09/2012 05:24 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming all the drunken purchases I made last night on Amazon. Most of them can't be cancelled. This is the fourth time in a month. An "ironic" wolf-howling-at-the-moon t-shirt anyone? FML
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slantyshanty 7

. I made a drunk amazon purchase once. It was a cookie monster t-shirt. Best purchase of my life!

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fuzz97 23

You'd think you would have learned better after the second or third time.

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darkmis1 17

The 4th time in a month? How about you stop drinking?! It's no ones fault but your own! YDI

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Thorzix 23

Stop getting drunk if you can't control yourself when you are, dumbass. YDI!

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ForeverAloneGal 23

Oh, man. I take sleeping pills and I do that too. Not that frequently, though. Last time it happened, $80 worth of Michael Fassbender movies.

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Sanch101 7

Get some help if you are getting so drunk you can only remember purchases from emails four times a month then get some help.

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FML_14u2c 14

YDI OP. Get help...

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the_derps 4

YDI. if you're old enough to drink, you should be old enough to know better. you obviously can't handle alcohol.

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vbmg152 18

If you don't drink, you won't do stupid things like that!!

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StealthySky 5

Yeah..well..ya know..if you didn't get DRUNK, you wouldn't make such purchases. Honestly, you think you would have figured it out after the first, second, and THIRD times.

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