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By DrunkenShopper - 03/09/2012 05:24 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming all the drunken purchases I made last night on Amazon. Most of them can't be cancelled. This is the fourth time in a month. An "ironic" wolf-howling-at-the-moon t-shirt anyone? FML

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slantyshanty 7

Monday 3 September 2012 12:08

. I made a drunk amazon purchase once. It was a cookie monster t-shirt. Best purchase of my life!

fuzz97 23

Monday 3 September 2012 12:12

You'd think you would have learned better after the second or third time.

Comments

P1P_BOY 6

Monday 3 September 2012 17:18

fyl, but imagine how much worse it could of have been if you went on a bidding website. Oh the horrors.

Zangetsu67 5

Monday 3 September 2012 17:46

I will take it

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 3 September 2012 17:53

The fourth time in a month? You totally deserve it. Stop drinking so much, or better yet, stop drinking period. Serves you right purchasing things in an inebriated stupor that you can't cancel, and hopefully you can't return them either. That'll teach you! Although I will take the wolf shirt; I love wolves.

Agordoni83 6

Monday 3 September 2012 17:58

You're a dumba** for getting that drunk that you don't know what you're doing

wolfman10187 5

Monday 3 September 2012 18:01

How much ?

awkward_gothlady 32

Monday 3 September 2012 18:03

Disconnect the internet when you're drunk.

Stumblebum30 5

Monday 3 September 2012 18:13

If this is the 4th time in a month, it's time you admit to yourself that you have a drinking problem and get help. If you don't, then enjoy the crap you drunk buy and don't complain.