Money: Today, I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming...

By DrunkenShopper - 03/09/2012 05:24 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming all the drunken purchases I made last night on Amazon. Most of them can't be cancelled. This is the fourth time in a month. An "ironic" wolf-howling-at-the-moon t-shirt anyone? FML

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By Virginia6810 - 14/10/2019 02:00

Today, I got an email that my Amazon account was probably hacked, and they have gone ahead and canceled all orders that seemed suspicious. Two days ago I was celebrating that I'd finished Christmas shopping early. Never mind. FML

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By fnfantastic - 04/11/2012 16:37 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML

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Lonely boi

By 733yoda - 28/06/2019 00:30

Today, the most exciting notification I received was Amazon telling me that my bulk order of toilet paper had been shipped. FML

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By brokeandiknowit - 09/06/2017 05:00 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I installed an app that notifies me of every purchase on my credit card. Now I'm being tormented by notification after notification as my wife decimates our finances. FML

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By KamiAzaaaaaa - 11/12/2015 16:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML

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Gangsta

By Wolf - 07/11/2018 15:30

Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML

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Guess I'm going to Boston

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 16:00

Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML

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Scammed

By 96Ellie - 11/03/2017 14:00

Today, I finally got a product I ordered two weeks ago as a free trial-only pay shipping deal. Also today, the same company took an extra $130 out of my account without authorisation. Best part: when I called to sort things out, they told me they had no record of my order details. FML

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No refunds

By minaaaaajftw - 13/07/2012 20:13 - Norway - Jessheim

Today, I went to the grocery store with three bags full of sausages that I'd drunkenly bought the night before. Even though the manager remembered me, he wouldn't give me a refund, and now I'll be lucky if I can pay my rent this month. FML

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By DebitDebacle - 15/07/2018 19:00

Today, after my bank sent me a new card because the old one had been compromised, I woke up to find that it's already been used to start an Amazon Prime account and order several movies. The card to replace a compromised card has been compromised. FML

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slantyshanty 7

Monday 3 September 2012 12:08

. I made a drunk amazon purchase once. It was a cookie monster t-shirt. Best purchase of my life!

fuzz97 23

Monday 3 September 2012 12:12

You'd think you would have learned better after the second or third time.

Comments

lonecracker 5

Tuesday 4 September 2012 1:18

Addiction is when a chemical, object, person, or action begins to become harmful to other parts of your life, and/or the people around you. I am sorry to say that you have a serious addiction.

JerseyBro 0

Tuesday 4 September 2012 1:34

Anyone else notice his name?

dcgriffith_fml 8

Tuesday 4 September 2012 2:44

FYI. the definition of insanity is "continuing to do the same thing but expecting different results"

ZeusWarrior 8

Tuesday 4 September 2012 2:48

I'll take it

soccerchick800 10

Tuesday 4 September 2012 4:18

Or how about not getting drunk 4 times a week? Or at all for that matter..

2112mike 4

Tuesday 4 September 2012 4:50

Are you Kassem G?

chefkid 5

Tuesday 4 September 2012 4:57

I'll take it, $15

isis_morrigan 18

Tuesday 4 September 2012 5:11

Even the first time I would have very little sympathy, since this is the fourth in a month, I have absolutely no sympathy. Sounds like you might want to consider cutting back on the drinking, I'm thinking you are well on your way to developing a problem.