By DrunkenShopper - 03/09/2012 05:24 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming all the drunken purchases I made last night on Amazon. Most of them can't be cancelled. This is the fourth time in a month. An "ironic" wolf-howling-at-the-moon t-shirt anyone? FML
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slantyshanty 7

. I made a drunk amazon purchase once. It was a cookie monster t-shirt. Best purchase of my life!

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fuzz97 23

You'd think you would have learned better after the second or third time.

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Tamz13 2

Definitely hilarious, but I think the question when you're that drunk is why not!

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007type 26

13- Team Jacob? Maybe...

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Ray_of_midnight 22

I suspect it's a Three Wolf Moon t-shirt. The shirt even has its own entry on wikipedia.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wolves are sexy. What? It's not **********. I'm a chipmunk.

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Axipiter 24

The fact that it's an "ironic" wolf shirt makes it SO much better.

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UberNova 18

Is it me or does this seem like he gets drunk at home alone?

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pags123 6

go out with sober freind so you don't ******* go to the store common scence anyone

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mayyberry 4

That's a really strange drunken thing to do. Usually people attack someone or sleep with their ex when they're drunk. Not online shop..

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xcarxcrashx 9

Yeah I shop too, I've never attacked anyone though. Not while drinking..

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DeadxManxWalking 27

I'll take one. Size M?

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dhorn75 2

he is probably a 40 year old man still living at home with his mommy, getting drunk and buy outrageous things on amazon, all while masterbating to Roseann

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007type 26

Stop before OP starts crying.

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MissMae93 23

You're off to a spectacular start with that first comment 22. You know, being an ass isn't a requirement on FML.

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pokefan813 16

22 - great assumptions! Here's a gold star. In all seriousness where the hell did you get all that from?

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Myo_fml 20

I love Roseanne. D: Sara Gilbert is a handsome woman.

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sadistmonkey 19

30 - I wouldn't blame him for making that assumption.

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stewpididiot 11

There's an app for that ! To prevent drunk dialing/texting ...

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DespairFaction 11

He wasn't dialing or texting, he was drunk online shopping. I do think there is an app for that though, it's called AA.

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Dixbfloppin 11

Why do people feel the need to add a space after their sentences before adding the punctuation at the end?

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floup_fml 13

it looks that you are equiped with an auto-healing mechanism that includes shopping therapy. It activates automatically when you het drunk

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supportcommand 17

You deserve every shitty slap chop and shamwow that you bought. Quit drinking every weekend and grow up.

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ForeverAloneGal 23

Hooker beater or not, I love Vince Price and his products.

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donut_gurl 8

YDI for getting THAT drunk in the first place. once is excusable, but 4 times? PATHETIC

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