By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 17:23 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years-old. FML
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astralvagan 20

That's so immature. Doesn't he know that you have to fart directly on the eye, not the pillow?

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unknown_user5566 26

Tell him you were disappointed too, when you found out that his size 14 shoes didn't actually mean he has a big package. Oh, myths are fun.

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HortonThelephant 15

To the credit of people with mental disabilities everywhere

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frottiejoy 7

his adult disguise is quite clever

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jayhawkchik 4

Use condoms, those genes don't need to be passed on.

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mowmowlife 21

Are you wearing some rose colored glasses? No? Or do you just have rosy eyesight? Because it's hard to see how you'd stay with someone like that otherwise

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buckdharma 37

maybe you should show him where your pink eye is hiding.

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mimiminx 23

He spent an hour farting?! That's amazing!

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SwaggCapone 11

wait a minute.....I was playing Xbox yesterday with a guy who asking about rather this would give the girl pink eye.....o_O

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