By Az - 13/06/2012 00:24 - United States - Dallas

Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML
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ColdplaySucks 18

Cousin marriage: never will understand why the hell people like it.

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unknown_user5566 26

At least you don't have a first cousin with a crush on you. Welcome to my life. But, FYL. Your refusal to make sweet, sweet love to him will make the next family reunion pretty awkward.

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parduezs 6

My first cousin used to have a crush in me...when she was 6 (she is 8 now)

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unknown_user5566 26

It's more understandable when young kids have crushes. The cousin who has a crush on me is only younger by one year. I'm 21.

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Trisha_aus 15

Is he cu-- no, thats just wrong, nvm...you must deal with it in a classy way though

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PrimeEvilTahir 24

Kyleekay - you are pretty so I don't blame your cousin for developing feelings for you. :-) But for 20 year old guy - he should know how to control them and move on because he has no chance with you. Plus I guess your married so he should really work on his emotions. I've had a similar case with my cousin falling for me. I worked things around with her so well that we became best friends. It's more fun that way and our family reunions are great!

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unknown_user5566 26

66- I try, although it is awkward sometimes. I've learned to have my husband (or other people in general) with me when I visit with him, or see him at family functions. 69- Aw, shucks. Thanks! You are correct in assuming he has no chance, and that he should get a grip on his emotions. As I mentioned above, I work it out to the best of my ability. Family is family, despite the awkwardness that sometimes occurs. Kudos to you for not letting an oddly-placed crush get in the way of your familial relationship.

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Tempest559 12

I agree, you should definitely ride that crazy train all the way to incest town. Whoo hooo

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Ugh same here. Wtf is with cousins falling for us? I actually had to move and vanish after he took to stalking me.

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redneckguy429 1

let him down easy when you tell him you don't like him

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Your name and this comment... You don't let someone like that down easy. You tell them to **** off and if they don't take out a restraining order.

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bossman57 2

Will at least he won't cheat on u

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Uh, where'd you get that from? I'm just curious at to how your thought process led you to that conclusion....

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dubstep12 8

Haha.. I agree with the girl above me:D

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igive 29

I'd rather be alone if this were the case D:

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NYCZO 0

Introduce him to one of your hot friends and hell be over you

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1215116a 14

NYCZO, how long have you been on FML? EVERYONE cares.

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Hypertudism 15

Aside from the guy being your cousin, I think that what he did is rather sweet. Unless you look like crap after you wake up. But who doesn't? Tom Hanks. Obviously.

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

Hey! Tom Hanks looks like cr- I can't say it...

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disneydraeer 10

Crazy Cousin Love < the next big docu drama.

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unknown_user5566 26

Crazy Cousin Love is "less than" the next big docu drama?

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Incest is best! The family that lays together stays together!!!

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TheDrifter 23

If she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for ours. Guess this one passed the test.

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DaBugg 7

Well i guess the good news is that the OKC Thunder just beat the MIA Heat!

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perdix 29

Second cousin is legal. In Texas, first cousins can "marry." Go on the date and be very boring and nasty -- make sure you are dirty and smelly. That's the way to get rid of a stalker. Running away makes the hunt more exciting. I'm always charming and clean in the presence of my pack of fans :)

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unknown_user5566 26

Sorry Perdix, not true. You are pretty smelly after your naked Zumba sessions.

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perdix 29

Oh, no, my sweat smells like honey. In any case, after naked Zumba, we have a community shower so every one gets squeaky clean. You have to stick around for the whole event.

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unknown_user5566 26

I always miss the best parts. :(

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Trisha_aus 15

"nsked" and "community shower" that's all I need to know about these Zumba lessons..wonder how many people attend and is it free...not that I would be interested..although I do like honey

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