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THAT'S gonna take some 'splainin.
Funny how the high and mighty among us are so confident in their clarity of thought in the morning. Particularly with a hand rubbing one's genitals. Your girl is a tightass. You should drag her out of her comfort zone more often.
I'm the one with an Fd L in this scenairo. My husband regularly calls me mumsy while WIDE AWAKE, and calls his mother by my name/nickname. We have no sex life because of it.
Look, I hope the smell of peppermint was so strong it choked him. WHY would his mom ever rub his "erect penis"? The peppermint smell is NOT an excuse.
OMG...creepy
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how often does your mom rub your "very erect penis"? ur instinctive reaction freaks me out
OOOOHHH NO!