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Same thing different taste
False alarm
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At least it wasn't rotting coconut?
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That sux! At least u really didn't do nething with her for real.......rite?
As someone who's received a hand-job while asleep, I can say that I totally see how this happened. When you wake up like that, you have no idea what's going on for the first few seconds.
All I can hope is that when the OP said that - he was hastily making an attempt to remove himself from the hand. And not saying 'mom' in an inviting way, or in any kind of enjoyment. Otherwise, enjoy your break up :/
Plethora: soooo true haha. I bet your girlfriend won't smell like peppermint anymore after you explain that! Hahah this is classic!
#61 - if she gives him a chance to explain his creepiness!
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how often does your mom rub your "very erect penis"? ur instinctive reaction freaks me out
OOOOHHH NO!