By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
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garrettcodd 0

the worst part is you can't go shit on his porch...

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mbrooks5110 0

Umm phone the police.

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im_so_ninja 0

don't you just hate it when that happens?!

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Skorne 5

I, for one, think that this is the best use of the word relentlessly,] that I've ever heard.

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katiejanelle42 5

Well, OP if you were in Texas you would be able to shoot him (: Yay Castle Law. Lol, we actually almost had to do that cause my dads crazy ex came and started throwing shit on our lawn and yeah, one of those times I wish we owned a gun. /: But nooo you're in Louisana, and that sucks for you so FYL.

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TheDrifter 23

The castle law only applies if they are threatening you. On a side note, in the state of Louisiana you can shoot a man for loitering on your porch.

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xavier1623 4

If you scared him, you coulda scared him out of 10 years worth of shit!

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ChuckNorrisBeard 0

wanna put that in the cool story box?

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mallow18_fml 10

I wouldn't even be mad. He has no home where he can poop in solitude, let him poop in peace.

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