By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
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garrettcodd 0

the worst part is you can't go shit on his porch...

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beckham_732 3

to bad u can't go take a shit on HIS porch.

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yukon666 3

Maybe the homeless guy is like JD from scrubs who only owns a porch and no house (:

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alicecanitbe 0

sometimes I wonder if they can't go to a public place and use the bathroom there. Maybe he had to go really badly?? :B

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SarafinaBella 0

I would tie him down, shit on his chest and leave him there.

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captainTexas84 0

this sounds like a scene from south park!!

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Thrasher91 0

I hope you buried your foot in his ass

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mahomie97 7

haha thats hilarious and completely dusgusting!!

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cynthiaF 0

It must have been pretty awkward.. :|

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jess6blondie9 2

Do like we do to our dogs when they shit in our house. Rub his nose in it and send him back to his cage.

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