By Anonymous - 23/11/2010 15:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to a man stroking my leg while smelling my hair. I asked my roommate who he was and she said, "Oh, that's just my brother. He needs a place to stay and he will be living with us until June. Didn't I tell you that?" No, you didn't. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25

That's when you calmly pack your things... and get the frick out of there!

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perdix 29

If your rent is reduced from 1/2 to 1/3, suck it up and enjoy the savings and the affection.

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pannic 0

**** off I would let a gay brother stroking my leg and smelling my hair stay in my apartment :|

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lovable_ditz 3

He isn't on the lease so you can have him thrown out.

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yourmurderscenex 13

i woke up to a guy kissing my forehead and running his fingers through my hair. not a fun experience, i would buy a nice lock for your door or kick them both out.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Definitely buy a lock for your door and barricade it when you're sleeping just in case. What a crappy situation!

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SisyphereanTask 2

Time to kick your roommate and her brother out. Remind your roommate that if she doesn't leave ASAP you will be pressing sexual assault charges against her brother. And no, she can't have her 1/2 of the deposit back!

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Niaa_fml 0

So he was smelling the hair on your legs?

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