By Anonymous - 23/11/2010 15:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to a man stroking my leg while smelling my hair. I asked my roommate who he was and she said, "Oh, that's just my brother. He needs a place to stay and he will be living with us until June. Didn't I tell you that?" No, you didn't. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25

That's when you calmly pack your things... and get the frick out of there!

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jezzibell 0

that's worth it if your rent is lowered... right?

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Perdition 4

Put your things in your room, lock your room and hole up with a friend. Problem solved.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

I see a beautiful relationship in your future.

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youfailed18 0

He can't get laid any other way! Might as well get a sleeper!

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RedPillSucks 31

A couple of well placed kicks to the groin ought to cure him of that. Otherwise you'll need to find a new place.

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Glenn_Coco 0

Haha This reminds me of white chicks. xD

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sammiller4 3

haha I woke up to a guy cuddling my leg. talk about awkward

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Brandi_Faith 33

Ewww!!! Tell her that it's not alright to just have someone live with you without consulting you first seeing as you live there to! If you are the owner of the place and it's not split 50/50, then you could give them a few months till February or something and then he has to find a new place; if not, then fyl!! You're screwed now, but after this I'd sit down with your roomate and possibly lay down some ground rules from both sides. For now, sleep with one eye open and a knife under your pillow just in case!!!

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