By Anonymous - 23/11/2010 15:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to a man stroking my leg while smelling my hair. I asked my roommate who he was and she said, "Oh, that's just my brother. He needs a place to stay and he will be living with us until June. Didn't I tell you that?" No, you didn't. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25

That's when you calmly pack your things... and get the frick out of there!

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shitdesturbur 0

say: your eyes are beautiful

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kasumii 1

Roommates are the WORST. I feel for you. =(

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colombiancartel 0

I've been waiting to say this: "He's a keeper!"

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jackygirl2 0

No cuteness/hotness/goodlooking definintly overrides creepiness.

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willslifeishorri 1

that sounds like the start of something beautiful :)

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ImBeingLiedTo 0

#77 is dead sexy :D

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