By Anonymous - 23/11/2010 15:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to a man stroking my leg while smelling my hair. I asked my roommate who he was and she said, "Oh, that's just my brother. He needs a place to stay and he will be living with us until June. Didn't I tell you that?" No, you didn't. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25

That's when you calmly pack your things... and get the frick out of there!

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YourWetDream 0

Wow that sucks dude, tough break...My advice is to keep pepper spray under your pillow

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skitzz 0

her bothers a lazy mouch. get a resraining order against him, then he can stop living with you and will be forced to actually do something for himself and hopefully show him how ******* creepy he is.

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itsskyeomg 0

that's just weird^^^^^^

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Rozayy_fml 0

Someones Tryna Get FRISSSKY, No Seriously What Is He A Cat?

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SexPot143 13

Get a lock and lock your door and sleep with a bat next to you. Next time he does it crack him with the bat and call 911 and say you thought it was a burglar or rapist

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