Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to a small fire on my roof, burning up small...

By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 18:23 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up to a small fire on my roof, burning up small twigs and branches. The cause? Last night, I threw a sparkling firecracker up very high, only to have it blown onto my roof by the wind. It's going to take $2,000 to fix the damage. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2020 18:00

Today, my house caught on fire. After it was put out, I realized the damage wasn't bad, mainly smoke damage. I went to my parents' for the night because my house smelled. While there, I received a phone call from my neighbor. Apparently, my house caught fire again. It's now a pile of ashes. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML

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By ThatGirl - 19/07/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML

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By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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By Idontlikefireworks2 - 07/07/2018 19:00

Today, some idiots set off fireworks close to my house. I was a bit worried, but my uncle assured me it would be fine and left to run an errand. Just minutes later, I looked up to find the tree right next to my wooden balcony engulfed in flames. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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By fire - 15/12/2009 00:00 - United States

Today, I had to call 911. Why? My fireplace caught on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 02:46 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I woke up thinking my house was on fire because I could hear crackling flames downstairs. I panicked and tripped out of bed. It was the fireplace channel I left on last night so I could wake up to a Christmas ambiance. FML

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By Homeless - 22/08/2023 16:00

Today, our roof collapsed due to water damage. I had saved the money to get the roof fixed months ago, but my wife saw a scare story about gas stoves and demanded we spend the money getting every gas-powered appliance ripped out and replaced. That new HVAC system will work great in a condemned house. FML

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lostcrazydiamond 10

Wednesday 2 January 2013 0:12

Common sense isn't so common.

IconicLemon 8

Wednesday 2 January 2013 0:13

I bet $2000 you wont do it again.

Comments

perdix 29

Wednesday 2 January 2013 0:25

And this is why setting off fireworks indoors is epic and memorable . . . and smart!

female_troller 12

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:44

Smart? Until your house catches on fire.

TheWorldGreatest 8

Wednesday 2 January 2013 0:26

Very smart !

scubaairpig 7

Wednesday 2 January 2013 0:26

You just short of shooting bottle rockets from you butt. Way to go

Ozuru 11

Wednesday 2 January 2013 0:33

-cough- natural selection -cough-

perdix 29

Wednesday 2 January 2013 0:54

The OP ought to have a fight to the death with the glass-eating cat. The stupidity of at least one of them will improve their respective gene pools.

poccocurantes 7

Wednesday 2 January 2013 2:12

And why does everything cost $2000 now?

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 2 January 2013 2:37

Unless the glass-eating cat was spayed/neutered.

outoftown 26

Wednesday 2 January 2013 2:54

Or OP had his/her tubes tied.

AaronGuy 12

Wednesday 2 January 2013 4:50

Neither OP nor the glass-cat should ever procreate. Fortunately, most pet cats, or at least the ones I know, are required to be spayed/neutered. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for idiots, although it should be.

insaneDONUTZ 15

Wednesday 2 January 2013 0:36

why would you even do that?

paulpings 6

Wednesday 2 January 2013 0:39

Yep! Ydi! Better your own roof than some poor neighbour! Finally! One of them shafted themselves

paulpings 6

Wednesday 2 January 2013 0:41

Yep! Ydi! At least you trashed your own roof than some poor neighbour who if it had of been I bet you would have not owned up to if you thought you could get away with it - like the douche that hits a car in a car park and drives away hoping no-one saw!