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By Whatever479 - 17/02/2011 17:29 - Ireland

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
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chlorinegreen 27

You should of looked at yourself before logging on. Not trying to be captain obvious or anything.

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vtoslayer_fml 8

messy hair and a mans shirt is only sexy if you woke up next to him. ydi.

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thatswhayshesaid 0

At least he was being honest. And myabe you should look at yourself in the mirror before you just skype with him. Duh de jour

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06_fml 0

Ew wash your face in the morning !!!! you probably had crusty eyes n drool on your lips still too lol you really know the way to man's heart right :p *ugh*

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marqn001 9

today my girlfriend went on skype to find herself with a booger from her nose to cheek.fyl

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sarahbear992 6

sounds so very classy. you should think of looking in a mirror next time...

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heathermarie5 0

Okay, so next time he ignores it and you walk around with a booger on your face. At least he told you. Ydi it for being ungrateful.

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HeartOfLead 24

Eat it very slowly and sexily while looking him in the eyes then when you're done, lick your lips, blow him a kiss, and sign out.

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bridgetD14 4

Hey at least he wanted to Skype with you

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