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By Whatever479 - 17/02/2011 17:29 - Ireland

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

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By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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You deserved it 3 954

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Jennyfromdablock - 31/12/2009 03:28 - United States

Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, you have big booger." FML

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chlorinegreen 27

Thursday 17 February 2011 23:18

You should of looked at yourself before logging on. Not trying to be captain obvious or anything.

vtoslayer_fml 8

Thursday 17 February 2011 23:21

messy hair and a mans shirt is only sexy if you woke up next to him. ydi.

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10_4Franky 0

Friday 18 February 2011 0:36

Hahaha! Another win for boners.

fthku 13

Friday 18 February 2011 0:47

You just woke up, don't you think you should check yourself first? even if it was your boyfriend. YDI.

aimdya 5

Friday 18 February 2011 0:56

I just wanna say get over it already, so you had a booger first thing when you woke up, who cares, wipe it off and get on with your life. if he was nice about it the hey you got a keeper, if he was an ass then it's probably time to break up with him. I don't honestly see how having him see you with a booger on your face is a bad thing cause if this is the guy you wanna be with he's gonna see you at your worst and one little booger difinitely aint your worst, get over it.

sadielady95 0

Friday 18 February 2011 2:37

Agreed!

cmyk 19

Friday 18 February 2011 1:09

^ This!

RosedFairy1 0

Friday 18 February 2011 1:18

I seem to find your comments on every single FML I look at. Do you, like, have no friends? XD

THEmuffinpan 0

Friday 18 February 2011 4:55

You read the comments to see them, and it only takes a few seconds more to comment on them... So, do you have no friends? o.O

BWill9014 4

Friday 18 February 2011 6:42

You're ****** stupid 34

kslay318 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 1:42

Obviously the person who is asking another person if they have no friends because they have seen there comments everywhere is the same way.. Your sitting there reading and noticing all his comments