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By Whatever479 - 17/02/2011 17:29 - Ireland

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

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By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Jennyfromdablock - 31/12/2009 03:28 - United States

Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, you have big booger." FML

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Thursday 17 February 2011 23:18

You should of looked at yourself before logging on. Not trying to be captain obvious or anything.

vtoslayer_fml 8

Thursday 17 February 2011 23:21

messy hair and a mans shirt is only sexy if you woke up next to him. ydi.

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elizabeth705 0

Friday 18 February 2011 5:20

lol, nice. p.s. you picture scares me.

TeenieAmerica 9

Friday 18 February 2011 6:02

Really? Uh, you sorta deserve it for not looking in the mirror. I always look in the mirror before I video chat to make sure I look decent, especially if I just woke up. But to the people who have said that guys don't think messy hair is attractive, trust me, plenty do. I dunno about the big T-shirt though. If it had been me, I would have just removed the T-shirt first. After checking in the mirror, of course.

Driveshaft 5

Friday 18 February 2011 7:54

oh yeah, love me some big t-shirts, nuttin sexier...except damn near anything else! ydi

yukiko82 0

Friday 18 February 2011 8:08

Maybe next time take a quick look in the mirror first...

XxXColourmeKitte 0

Friday 18 February 2011 10:53

+1 internetz to you boners

stevenmx86 7

Friday 18 February 2011 12:48

And for the future, a lot of guys found Ke$ha disgusting and it sounds like she was your inspiration so, at least a glance in the mirror is in order..