By Anonymous - 07/09/2014 15:55 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to find a huge zit directly between my two eyebrows. My friends have started calling me "The North Star." FML
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Oswin_fml 10

My friends called me an Indian when that happened to me

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lil_miss_simran 15

It happens to me all the time, but i'm Indian so it doesn't matter

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chill99 15

It's better than calling you a unicorn... you're a star!

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BritSkits 22

I would much rather be a unicorn. Unicorns are the shit.

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RobertWJV86 11

That's like a 5 outta 10 on the burn meter.. Weak sause..

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Grandmastasexy 14

I use a medicine called monocycline and havnt had a zit in forever talk to your dermotologist about it

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KeannaLove 32

^ which is used to treat bacteria, which acne is.

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annarcheer 19

if ur a girl try concealer. if nah then that sucks..

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cryssycakesx3 22

concealer works on guys too.

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Khaleesi_26 30

Yeah but not mamy guys are going to want to use concealer

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llamaslikesoda 21

That sucks, hope you feel better soon, OP.

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lovelyvampire 16

Just think of how many people the North star has helped!

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shelbycobra0991 8

That's better than having a zit the size of a dime on the point of your nose on picture day and having everyone refer to you as Templeton (the rat from Charlotte's Web) for the remainder of the year lol.

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pwnman 33

Get three aspirin pills, lemon juice and honey mixed together. The pills have to be crushed. Apply it on your zit and it'll fade away...

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