Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked...

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 12:00

Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 17:23 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years-old. FML

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By fartz - 31/08/2013 06:04 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

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AmeOwl 0

Monday 30 November 2009 16:51

Movie's like twilight have truly corrupted girls' ability to separate fiction from reality. In reality world, even a guy in love is probably not going to sit there staring at his girlfriend while she sleeps. And that's good, because it's kind of creepy.

Kingdutch 3

Monday 30 November 2009 16:22

That's one unexpected answer

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perdix 29

Monday 30 November 2009 17:22

Change your diet or change your boyfriend. I had a friend who had anosmia (no sense of smell) and I told him he should advertise that. I'll bet there are lots of girls with smelly problems, like the OP, who offend guys that can smell. Dumb **** didn't take my advice.

guckylynn 19

Monday 30 November 2009 17:51

why would you even think to ask you boyfriend if he's staring at you because he's in love? you're a complete idiot...

dun_dun_dun 0

Monday 30 November 2009 18:01

Why does every woman (well, all the ones that post stuff on FML) think when a guy is staring at her, she thinks he's in love?

Residence_fml 4

Monday 30 November 2009 18:33

Why do you need to have that confirmed? He lives with you so I think you may assume he already loves you. Other than that I indeed think it's kinda shitty that you fart so loud he can't even sleep, not talking about the smell yet.

gamegeek42 6

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:29

just because they live together doesn't mean he loves her. she may put out alot!

drinkupgorgeous 0

Monday 30 November 2009 18:41

That is so awkward haha. Boyfriend: *stares* OP: Are you staring at me because you're in LOOOOOOOOVE? *bats eyelashes profusely*

GreenRupee 0

Monday 30 November 2009 18:42

Wow, she's stupid just because she asks something romantic? Idiots... And many people fart in sleep. At least i know many of them.

BeeSkwaird 0

Monday 30 November 2009 18:46

Asking that question is never romantic. Answering it when it's NOT asked IS.

jibz 6

Wednesday 29 September 2010 3:49

I don't think the "why are you staring at me?" "because I'm in love" scenario would play over very well either. watching someone sleep is creepy. period.