Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked...

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 12:00

Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 17:23 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on my pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years-old. FML

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By fartz - 31/08/2013 06:04 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

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AmeOwl 0

Monday 30 November 2009 16:51

Movie's like twilight have truly corrupted girls' ability to separate fiction from reality. In reality world, even a guy in love is probably not going to sit there staring at his girlfriend while she sleeps. And that's good, because it's kind of creepy.

Kingdutch 3

Monday 30 November 2009 16:22

That's one unexpected answer

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myhairynutsack 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 20:16

ahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahaahahahahahhAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAhAHAHHAiloveit!

Ezekeyle 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 23:04

AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T HAVE A BONER!!!

teiso_fml 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 3:37

You kind of walked into that one on your own. "Are you staring at me because you're in love with me?" What sort of question is that? You're really setting yourself up to be humiliated. Even if he was staring at you because he was in love with you, it's a very odd and self-absorbed question to ask. He might have even lied about the farting because he was so annoyed by the question.

billybobjoebob 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 6:57

maybe he's in love with your farting

tchaikovsky93 0

Friday 3 September 2010 21:35

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sqdcandy99 2

Wednesday 23 May 2012 4:53

Idk y, but that really annoyed me. Ur probably the annoying, abnoxious person that everyboy hates. What the **** is ur problem

zfchatroulette 24

Tuesday 22 January 2013 6:47

*I don't know why *You're *obnoxious *everybody *your problem I find your entire message twice as obnoxious as the original FML post. So, what the **** is your problem? And I bet everybody hates you because you can't spell worth shit.