By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
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AmeOwl 0

Movie's like twilight have truly corrupted girls' ability to separate fiction from reality. In reality world, even a guy in love is probably not going to sit there staring at his girlfriend while she sleeps. And that's good, because it's kind of creepy.

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Kingdutch 3

That's one unexpected answer

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supernoob 0

Today, I couldn't sleep because my girlfriend keep farting. But, when she is awake, she asks stupid questions. example: "Are you looking at me because you're so much in love with me?" With her awake OR asleep, i still lose. FML.

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MissGreenT 0

I cant even imagine the look on your boyfriend's face when you said those obnoxious words...honestly woman! Get something to eliminate the night gas and keep your lips sealed

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fancypantsninja 0

And then you reply with " Well maybe you should have slept on the couch since i smell so bad" and then go back to sleep;>

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Yaphukwit 0

=/ Girls dont poop, thats an urban legend.

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ksmiley 0

Ha! Lay off the burritos : )

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Dynoblaze 1

Get a butt plug and jam it up your ass. Problem solved.

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KatieGoesRawrr 0

'everytime you hold in a fart you kill bby' - niggahigga

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leushqua 2

ewwwww-freeaaaky!! like from paranormal activity! :D

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