By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 16:32 - Argentina

Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML
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uridea 14

tell her you love how she stares haha

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redbluegreen 40

Lesbians aren't like the Easter bunny; they do exist.

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saragr94 2

hahah wow that is just amazing

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isayrawrxd 0

wow. that is really creepy.... i would be super freaked if i were you.

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rockhound 0

mace her next time. hard to stare when you can't see.

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DocBastard 38

You'd hit her in the face with a club with a radially symmetric head? That seems a little extreme to me.

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jonziel 0

If I were you I'd be kinda turned on ;)

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Wirebiter 0

The least you could do is put a show on for her

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iheartglasses 0

I agree with #41. You can even buy a lock set you can simply screw into the wall, at Walmart, if you dont have a lock on your door knob. Or I suggest going to your nearest Lowes or hardware store?

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ulicksam 0

3 roommates in a row you can't live with in 2 months. The common denominator is you.

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okieraider71 4

Male / female room mates ASSIGNED by your school? I call bullshit (or I wish I had gone to med school where you live!).

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theblackhannah 0

my brother used to stare at me sleeping too & I would wake up & find him lookin at me..

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RedPillSucks 31

As gorgeous as you are, that would be beyond creepy when a sibling is doing it. Was this an older or younger brother?

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