By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 16:32 - Argentina

Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML
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uridea 14

tell her you love how she stares haha

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redbluegreen 40

Lesbians aren't like the Easter bunny; they do exist.

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kite1099 3

you can always play rock, paper, "scissors" get it?!? hahaha...am I funny yet?

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spaceshan69 0

lock your door or hit her in the face until she puts the punishment and behavior combo together

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alimination602 10

Just draw eyes on your eyelids- she'll never know the difference.

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lefaux613 0

you deserve it for attending a hillbillie schoil

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TheDrifter 23

Or a hippie liberal anything goes sort of school.

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flashback.miss 28

Let's see---- Edward Cullen in his lady attire or his daughter? Lol I'm just kidding bit yea creepy lol

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Renee1412 0

Maybe she likes you!!

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FYLminerocks 7

Time for a change in your sexual orientation.

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