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By Dlpnlvr85 - 10/07/2016 18:43 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I woke up to find some really weird stuff in my bed. We just got back from vacation in Florida, and my husband burned really bad. I woke up to his peeled off skin all over my face. FML

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By Brittanyy_leigh - 17/12/2009 07:57 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

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By Beccarr - 01/07/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, it was boiling hot so my boyfriend and I decided to sunbathe in the garden and ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Not only is my back so burnt that I can't lie down, I also have a white hand print on my upper back where my boyfriend had left his arm while we slept. FML

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By sweetdreams - 18/09/2016 06:39 - United States - New York

Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML

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By Jason Brazil - 20/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my wife frantically saying something about her having scabies, and that I had to take her to the ER. It turned out to be eczema. FML

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By poisonivyandbigfoot - 10/09/2017 20:30 - United States - Denver

Today, I woke up with a rash all across my body. Last night, my boyfriend and I got it on in some bushes, and it seems one of those was poison ivy. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up with a carpet burn. From sleeping. Alone. In my bed. FML

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By anonymous - 10/02/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML

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By Ohgodithurts - 19/10/2020 11:00

Today, I got a second degree sunburn everywhere above my waist, for which I've been using a medicated lotion. My roommate "pranked" me by switching the lotion with a similarly colored, very caustic acne wash. My chest feels like it's roasting in hell and is oozing pus and oil now. FML

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Third degree

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 06:01

Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I got up early to make a surprise breakfast in bed for my partner. As I was carrying the tray into the bedroom, I tripped and spilled the hot coffee all over them. We ended up in the emergency room so they could take a look at the burns I caused. FML

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tygerarmy 35

Monday 11 July 2016 9:24

When you are married, you really learn how to get under your spouses skin.

LostInTheZone11 29

Monday 11 July 2016 8:58

You may want to take him to a doctor and get some prescription cream or something if it's that bad.

Comments

theonecasey 27

Tuesday 12 July 2016 1:35

I guess it's better then waking up to his jiz on your face.

moocowmilk0 19

Tuesday 12 July 2016 3:28

Gotta love Florida.. it's too damn hot here

hoosiergirl94 31

Tuesday 12 July 2016 4:52

Excuse me while I go puke

perfect_insanity 17

Tuesday 12 July 2016 16:19

Being a native Floridian, I have 2 words of advice: Wear Sunscreen :)

Shay_Shay97 23

Wednesday 13 July 2016 4:17

He was probably just try to reach his ultimate form.

andrmac 25

Wednesday 13 July 2016 4:38

Ah love.

freddygasman 18

Wednesday 13 July 2016 4:59

it puts the lotion on the skin.

Dlpnlvr85 7

Monday 18 July 2016 4:58

We all used sunscreen, multiple times, everyday, but he burned really bad on his back. Let's just say, the sheets were changed daily for a few days lol