Animals: Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can...

By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 02:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML

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By lifelike - 29/10/2012 04:23 - United States - Oroville

Today, after weeks of wondering if my cat has a fetish for licking my bed covers, I finally witnessed him licking up an ant off of the covers. Turns out that my bed is infested with ants. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:22 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 04:00

Today, I woke up to find that my cat had barfed all over my laptop's keyboard and screen, filling each nook and cranny of the stuff. As if that wasn't bad enough, when I went to make coffee to deal with the stress, I found that I was out of coffee. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML

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By ChocoMilkManG - 03/07/2009 01:37 - United States

Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML

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By PghSportsNation - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I awoke to my cat with micro pellets all over him. He'd destroyed a pillow containing them, and now there are thousands of these pellets throughout the entire house. My vacuum is broken. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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By ant_hater - 28/08/2011 18:18 - United States

Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML

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jenzan 8

Monday 22 November 2010 9:04

FOR SPARTA!

DudeImBetter 0

Monday 22 November 2010 9:17

All you need now is a colony of acid-shooting termites to kill off all the ants except for one of coarse and you should name him Z.

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AnotherOutlook 0

Monday 22 November 2010 13:42

Which colony won?

sk3l370n 0

Monday 22 November 2010 14:41

Dont blame everything on the poor cat. Ants are getting pretty smart these days. Oh, and post a video of the fight

yousirareamoron 0

Monday 22 November 2010 14:57

how could you tell it was two different colonies? they certainly don't carry flags around do they? it was probably one colony. you're no etymologist. you're a sham!

Zebidee 8

Monday 22 November 2010 15:56

Hmm - let's think about this for a second... Maybe they were different species and looked completely different? Considering you don't know the difference between an etymologist and a entomologist, I don't think you should be calling people out on the internet.

some1Uknow 0

Monday 22 November 2010 15:57

Which side won?

beezy_gurl13 0

Monday 22 November 2010 18:34

burn that mother fukker!! I hate cats I'm allergic

skylarbee 8

Monday 22 November 2010 16:07

that's why I'll take a dog over a cat any day

TwinArmageddons 4

Sunday 25 March 2012 0:48

Cats are assholes...

TwinArmageddons 4

Sunday 25 March 2012 0:50

Cats are assholes...

TwinArmageddons 4

Sunday 25 March 2012 0:50

Cats are assholes...

RealityFracture 0

Monday 22 November 2010 16:09

I'm sure it's still within the range of allowable filth by FDA standards. Scoop it back into the can. The cats have never broken into my boobs :)

TwinArmageddons 4

Sunday 25 March 2012 1:08

Wtf are you talking about????

Staffort 0

Monday 22 November 2010 16:22

Why aren't you breast feeding?

monnanon 13

Thursday 25 November 2010 15:49

Some women don't make any milk, some have inverted nipples which do not get erect at all meaning the baby can't feed and sometimes the baby is too weak to feed from a breast. Aside from medical factors some women simply do not want to breastfeed and it has nothing to do with being lazy or selfish. For whatever reason some women find it painful, awkward or sometimes just plain creepy and its not something that can just be "worked through" thats why there is a choice. Also no one seems to have thought that the baby is over 6months and the mum has maybe decided to stop breastfeeding because shes going back to work.