By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 02:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
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DudeImBetter 0

All you need now is a colony of acid-shooting termites to kill off all the ants except for one of coarse and you should name him Z.

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oneyedcat 0

use your boobs dumbass. always clean (unless you're a crack ho) and the cats can TRY to get in there, but they can't. breast is best.

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tablecat 0

Good. **** that disgusting shit, I wish it cost more.

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msmandy 0

well this is obviously fake because all the black ants in america are part of the same colony when they were accidentally imported here.. so fake.. sorry

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lifesluck 0

or in my case and many many others....we are not encouraged to breast feed foster or adopted babes. open your mind more.

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oneyedcat 0

foster babies ok, but women who adopt can induce lactation with herbal supplements and pumping. it's a pretty simple thing to do. one good breastpump costs the same as that $35 can of formula.

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Chaotic_Shadow 0

I must say, I've.seen 2 rollypollies do the dirty while sitting on a park bench. but an ant war!!! I'm definatly jealous

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Chaotic_Shadow 0

I must say, I've.seen 2 rollypollies do the dirty while sitting on a park bench. but an ant war!!! I'm definatly jealous

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GoArmy6624 7

you should video tape it!!

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