By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
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ediciusNJ 0

This reinforces my belief that children are not sweet, cute and good-smelling but instead nasty, disgusting-smelling carriers of filth.

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i8thelastcookeii 0

as are you, even though you have a fully developed brain.

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Ascaryrobot 0

A diaper I guess is what you'd call it. Though how you couldn't get that from reading the post I'll never know.

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DonkeyDelight 0

Really? It's just the British word for diaper. I thought it would be obvious, where else would the shiz be?

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jonny2x4 0

It's called a nappy because the old-school diapers were made of cotton linen, the same material as cloth napkins, hence the name "nappy"

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britishbabe 0

r u Australian??

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xlostwithoutu 0

Obviously it's a diaper.

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aback 4

Take a dump on *her* head and see how she likes it.

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youthink_fml 0

YDI for allowing a 2-year-old to run around the house while you sleep.

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catatonicsleep 17

what's he supposed to do, lock his kid in her room?

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yakturk43 0

HHAHAHAHAHA YDI for sleeping on the job

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dell126 0

Yeah because kids never get up before their parents and sneak around. I take it you don't have kids and/or are a child-free.

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davidhasmorefun 0

good job being a fail parent. two year olds watching themselves now? ydi

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pegasus77 0

It could've been done at night. Or maybe the mom was somewhere else in the house. You never know the situation

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fogrunner 13

YDI for breeding. :)

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